There are many archives on the Internet. For old music, old videos, fan stories and so on, but there's one archive so big, so well known, so powerful that she's considered The Mistress Archive. She's called Internet Archive. She works day and night to preserve the world's history. She's so busy that she doesn't have time to make friends. That doesn't stop other archives from visiting her, which makes her happy. When she stumbles upon the weight of hackers’ attacks, the whole world holds its breath. When she returns, everyone's ecstatic. Internet Archive. The Mistress Archive. Forever.